1. Get behind the robber.

2. Hold on to skateboard with two hands.

3. Raise the skateboard over your head.

4. Lower it onto the robber's skull with maximum force.

5. Wait for the news coverage and sponsorship to follow.

Just you watch though, the robber will probably end up suing the skater for his injuries. That's the way this wacky world works these days.

And is it just me, or is it ironic that the police are busting skateboarders while the skateboarders are busting robbers?