Ah, now this is sad. A blight on our fair state of Utah. Apparently some poser skated by as a restaurant manager was walking a bag of bank deposits (i.e. cash) to her car, swiped the bag, and took off on his skateboard and hasn’t been caught yet. Per the report “Investigators say this is the first case they’ve had in which a robber used a skateboard to get away.”
Well, I’m sure that by closing all the public skateparks, using tazers on skateboarders, and rounding up all the skateboarders into internment camps, we can somehow get to the bottom of this. After all, every skateboarder knows every other skater and its only a matter of applying the right pressure on the skateboarding community to get us to give up one of our own. Or at least this appears to be the logic of local municipalities that close skateparks whenever someone tags them up.
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This is pure bull, you shouldnt use tazers on skateboarders. I hate people like this. You just have NO idea
What?! You know what mabey skateboarder should taze you jerk.
Dont ever point a finger at all the skateboarders, not all of them are scrubbs like you who have nothing to do all day but find ways to screw up such an exiting sport.
really? your punishing all the skaters? its not their fault some guy took money. stupid posers
this isn’t fair because criminals ride in cars to so start taking cars instead of being assholes. make up another excuse